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I've made 27 sounds so far. I'll get them up when I'm done. Like Twins. Live forever. Magic man and El Diablo. I'm on Fire full scene. Mapax Tampons. Risk Taker. New nickname. Prune Candy commerical. Snow blindness in cats - PSA. Sign my balls. Slingshot it. Still hate you. Stop drop and roll. Stray Dogs PSA. Subconsciously - Cal. Taste of America. This is not good. I'll put them up when I'm finished. I've made 55 clips so far. I'll get them up asap. I've made 69 clips so far.

Sorry I took so long between updates I've been a little lazy. I'm at sounds so far. I'm at 46 sounds so far. I've made 45 clips so far. I'll get them when I'm done. I've made 24 clips so far. Susan Amy Adams : "Ahh! No, it's me, it's me, Susan, your assistant. It's my fault, I shouldn't have been standing. Ricky: "Hey, I'm Ricky Bobby. Christmas is right around the corner and what better gift to give a loved one than the Jackhawk ? Ricky: "When you work on your mysterious lady-part stuff, you should have the right tools too.

So that's why you should use Ricky: "I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then beep you. Ricky: " Imitating Asian language Dick Berggren Himself : "It seems if you either win or crash trying to win. I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. And nobody can hand with my stuff. Uh, you know, I'm just a big, hairy, American winning machine.

If you ain't first, you're last. You know what I'm talking about? That phrase is trademarked not to be used without permission of Ricky Bobby Inc. Ricky: "Dear lord baby Jesus or as our brothers to the south call you, Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino's, KFC and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family: my two beautiful, beautiful handsome, striking sons Walker and Texas Ranger or T.

Who if you were to rate her ass on , it would easilly be a Also wanna thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr who's got my back no batter what. We hope that you can use your baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. And it smells terrible and the dogs are always bothering with it. Dear, tiny infant Jesus, we--" Carley: "Hey, um, you know, sweetie, Jesus did grow up.

You don't always have to call him, 'baby. When you say grace, you can say it to grownup Jesus or teenage Jesus or bearded Jesus, or whoever you want. I want you to do this grace good, so that God will let us win tomorrow. He had a beard. I win the races and I get the money. And I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk. Why don't you just shut up?

Dear, 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent, we just thank you for all the races I've won and the Also due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention Powerade at each grace I just wanna say that Powerade is delicious and it cools you off os a hot summer day.

And we look forward to Powerade's release of Mystic Mountain Blueberry. Thank you for all your power and your grace, dear baby God. You nailed that like a split hog! I'm not gonna lie to you, it felt good. Ricky: "I just want to take time to say thank you for my family: my two beautiful, beautiful handsome, striking sons Walker and Texas Ranger or T. Ricky: "Dear tiny Jesus in your golden-fleece diapers, with your tiny, little, fat, balled-up fists pawing at the air Ricky: "Dear, 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent, we just thank you for all the races I've won and the Ricky: "I'm not gonna lie to you, it felt good.

Walker: "Dad, you made that grace your bitch. And I never did change my pee pants all day. I'm still sitting in my dirty pee pants. There's no shame in that. Cal: "I tell you what, Ricky, you are truly blessed. These two are two in a million. You won't find another rack like that, I guarantee you. That's one of the nicest things you've ever said. Chip: "A can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren, and you are raising them wrong.

They are terrible boys. Turn up the heat! Go on. Tom Brokaw is a punk. I'm their elder. I love the way they're talking to you. Winners get to do what they want. Hell, you're just a bag of bones. Only thing you ever done with your life is make a hot daughter. That's it. That's it! That is it! Quinn and Medicine Woman, okay? Texas Ranger: "I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head.

Cal: "Yeah! Walker: "I'm 10 years old but I'll beat your ass. Texas Ranger: "Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey. Texas Ranger: "I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew. Ricky: "Hell, you're just a bag of bones. Carley: "We wanted us some wussies, we would've named them Dr. Ricky: "I work too hard for your bull, chip. Texas Ticket Seller 1 Danny Vinson : "That's the saddest thing I ever seen in my life, y'all" That boy leaves two tickets for his daddy at every race and he never shows up.

Texas Ticket Seller 2 Sylvia G. Lyerly : "That's a shame. Let's sell these bitches, huh? Ricky: "Hey, Jamie, losing's never fun, but here's something to pick your spirits up. He flips him the bird It's real nice. I got it at Target. It's on sale. Ricky: "We did it! Lucius: "You're not gonna live forever. No one lives forever. No one. But with advances in modern science and my high level of income, I mean, it's not crazy to think I can't live to be , maybe Heck, I just read in the newspaper they put a pig heart in some guy from Russian.

You know-- I mean, do you know what that means? I guess, longer life. It' just exciting that we're trying thing like that. Larry Dennit, Jr. Do you know how much that costs us in sponsorship dollars? Dennit, I had no idea you'd gotten experimental surgery to have your balls removed.

Larry Dennit, Jr: "What did you-- What did you say? What was that? I said 'With all due respect. Look it up. Cal: "We go together like Chines food and chocolate pudding. Let's face it. I was gonna say She's gonna be Cal: "You know, I was thinking, though, one time, uh, it would be really awesome if, like, you could slingshot me in for a win.

I don't wanna win. I'll just bury it down inside. Kyle: "Get her a gigolo. How many dudes does she have coming over to have sex with her? Be thoughtful, Glenn. Cal: " Jazz music playing on the jukebox What is that?

What's going on? Turn that off right now! Jean Girard: "I have been following your career with great interest, Monsieur Bobby.

Jean Girard: "I think what you are hearing is my accent. I am French. No, we are not French. We're American, because you're in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet. Ricky: "We're American, because you're in America, okay? What did French land give us? You know, the 69 with the head near the-- That bit. We came up with it. You're welcome. Ricky: "Well, there's strikes two and three right there.

Ricky: "Well, welcome to America, amigo. Ricky: "Alright, you let go of me, you Formula One jazz nutjob! Jean Girard: "Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different. These colors don't run. So why don't you go ahead and break my arm? He's not gonna break it because I'm gonna slip out of it right now. Get down, you little pancake. You are now mocking me and making me look ridiculous. Just say, 'I love crepes.

They're just like pancakes, maybe even better. They are the really thin pancakes. It's just a French word for them. I'm just saying, think about it. I'd eat my way out from the inside. Either way this goes down, could we go get some after we're done? We're gonna do that. So, what if you just said: 'I love really thin pancakes'? That is a fair compromise, no?

Because then everyone would know I really meant crepes. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell. This is just between you and me, okay? I mean, forget all these other guys. But he did give you a pretty decent out.

But it's your call. I'm not gonna say it. Break it, Pepe Le Pew! He breaks Ricky's arm " Ricky: "He actually did it! Ricky: "Break it, Pepe Le Pew! Cal: "Hold it right there, Mr. Fancy Pants Foreigner. You just broke my bro's arm. Now, you're about to get tasered. Say hello to Dr. Ricky: "With all due respect-- And remember, I'm saying, 'with all due respect. Jean Girard: "Uh, everybody, this is my husband, Gregory. Dennit hired a gay Frenchman as your teammate. Because of the-- Because of gayness.

As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole, which is, of course, a statement of fact and ,in no way, a comment on the driver's sexual orientation.